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		<title>Dream Master Gladiator</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2003 10:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Every dream has a Dream Master - to control the dream. But Cy has such a vivid imagination that he has met his Dream Master and can travel with him through Time and Space to <i>live</i> his dreams.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/dream-master-gladiator/">Dream Master Gladiator</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>‘Much worse,’ said the Dream Master. ‘This is Triple Trouble.’</strong></em><br />
<em><strong>‘Triple Trouble Times Ten.’</strong></em></p>
<p>Every dream has a Dream Master &#8211; to control the dream. But Cy has such a vivid imagination that he has met his Dream Master and can travel with him through Time and Space to live his dreams.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Triple Trouble Time, though, when Cy begins a school project on volcanoes. His head is filled with images of the eruption of Vesuvius near Pompeii and suddenly Cy and his Dream Master find themselves held captive in the time of the Romans. Helpless in the doomed city on the eve of its terrible destruction, Cy discovers that captured prisoners must fight for their lives as gladiators…</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/dream-master-gladiator/">Dream Master Gladiator</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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		<title>Dream Master Nightmare</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2000 10:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Every dream needs a master - someone in charge, just like someone telling a story. But when Cy has a go at running his own dream, everything goes horribly wrong...</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/dream-master-nightmare/">Dream Master Nightmare</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>&#8216;We&#8217;re in trouble, Twenty Types of Trouble &#8211; Double Mixed!&#8217;</strong></em></p>
<p>Every dream needs a master &#8211; someone in charge, just like someone telling a story. But when Cy has a go at running his own dream, everything goes horribly wrong. Suddenly Viking invaders are burning down a village, chasing after him with huge axes &#8211; and a bossy Saxon princess thinks he is a useless swineherd. His dream is out of control!</p>
<p>Only Cy can sort it out. It&#8217;s his dream, his story. And if he fails the bloodthirsty barbarians in his dream could burst through into real life&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/dream-master-nightmare/">Dream Master Nightmare</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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		<title>Dream Master (The)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 1999 10:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;There are always rules&#8230; I am the Dream Master. Not you. What I say goes. And I say this dream is gone, so beat it.&#8217; There are good dreams and there are rotten dreams, and once they&#8217;re over, they&#8217;re over. Or are they?&#8230; For one morning, as Cy is about to wake up from a [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/dream-master/">Dream Master (The)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>&#8216;There are always rules&#8230; I am the Dream Master. </strong></em><br />
<em><strong>Not you. What I say goes. And I say this dream is gone, so beat it.&#8217;</strong></em></p>
<p>There are good dreams and there are rotten dreams, and once they&#8217;re over, they&#8217;re over. Or are they?&#8230; For one morning, as Cy is about to wake up from a terrific dream about Ancient Egypt, he discovers that he can get back into his dream world. There&#8217;s just one problem: the Dream Master, who isn&#8217;t used to stroppy boys standing up to him and wanting to break all the rules. And as Cy moves back and forth between the present day and the land of the pharaohs &#8211; sorting out all kinds of problems with schoolwork and bullies &#8211; dream life and real life become ingeniously intertwined!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/dream-master/">Dream Master (The)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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		<title>Blair Makes a Splash</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 1999 09:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Join Blair, the very active middle child, in four exciting new adventures!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/blair-makes-a-splash/">Blair Makes a Splash</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join Blair, the very active middle child, in four exciting new adventures!</p>
<p>Blair may have a bossy older sister and a pest for a baby brother but it&#8217;s not all bad!</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a trip to the seaside, a fishing outing with Dad, and a brilliant tree-house to be built. He even learns a hip new rap on a visit to the dentist.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/blair-makes-a-splash/">Blair Makes a Splash</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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		<title>Name Games</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 1997 09:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Jane HATES, LOATHES and DETESTS her name! It's just SO plain, dull and boring!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/name-games/">Name Games</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jane HATES, LOATHES and DETESTS her name!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s just SO plain, dull and boring!</p>
<p>So when a new girl with a really fancy name joins the class, Jane decides to change her name to something a little more unusual!</p>
<p>Soon almost everyone in the class is dissatisfied with their given name. The swaps and changes that follow cause chaos throughout the school.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/name-games/">Name Games</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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		<title>Blair the Winner</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 1997 10:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Four stories about Blair, the boy who could not be still… including <i>Blair goes Camping</i> and <i>Blair’s Birthday Party</i>.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/blair-the-winner/">Blair the Winner</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Four stories about Blair, the boy who could not be still…<br />
including <i>Blair goes Camping</i> and <i>Blair’s Birthday Party</i>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not fair being in the middle, like Blair.</p>
<p>Little baby Willis is a pest. Big sister Melissa thinks Blair&#8217;s the pest.</p>
<p>And all the family never stop <span class="dm2quote">nagging!</span></p>
<p>But it&#8217;s Blair who saves the day on a camping trip that goes wrong…</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/blair-the-winner/">Blair the Winner</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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		<title>New School Blues</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Theresa Breslin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 1992 11:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>First term at the Big School... Why is it you have to put up with spots, metal contraptions for teeth and thick-framed glasses just at that most sensitive time of your life?</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/new-school-blues/">New School Blues</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First term at the Big School&#8230; Why is it you have to put up with spots, metal contraptions for teeth and thick-framed glasses just at that most sensitive time of your life?</p>
<p>But these are the least of Mary&#8217;s problems. Her new-found friend Jamie seems about to lead her into all sorts of trouble. Making their way home from school along a forgotten footpath, they narrowly escape a ferocious bull. A battle is in store when they insist that the bull should not be allowed on a public right of way. Little do they imagine to what lengths the farmer is prepared to go!</p>
<p>Meanwhile at school new subjects from sex education and basic soldering to French and Drama keep their minds well stressed. Worst of all are the deadly dinner queues and obnoxious prefects stalking the corridors &#8211; the last thing they need. But help is at hand when Mary and Jamie discover that parents and teachers are human after all &#8211; well some of them!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com/books/new-school-blues/">New School Blues</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.theresabreslin.com">Theresa Breslin</a>.</p>
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